Friday, September 21, 2012

Dah!!! wanawake tuwe makini na maamuzi yetu,,,,kabla ya kuamua jambo embu fikiri kidogo na uamue kwa ufasaha,,,Soma hii utajifunza kitu!!!!!!

The Best Divorce Letter... EVER..!!!

My  Dear husband:
I'm  writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving  you..
I've been a good wife to you for  the last  20 years & I have nothing to show for it, and the  last 2  weeks have been  hell.
Your boss called  to tell me that you left your job today which was the last straw.
Last week, you came home &  you didn't even  notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new nightie. You ate in 2  minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching your TV soaps. You don't tell me you love me  anymore; you don't want  anything that connects us  as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Wife.
PS.  Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are  moving to Invercargill together..!!!! Have a great life..!!!
Dear Ex-wife
Nothing  has made-my-day more.... than receiving your letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 20 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch TV soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & bitching, too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair do last  week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look  just like a boy!'
Since my father raised me not to say anything, if you can't say something nice... I didn't comment..!!!
And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must  have got me confused with MY BROTHER because I haven't  eaten pork for 7 years.
About the new nightie... I turned  away from you because the $49.99  price tag was still on it... & I prayed it was just a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning..!!!
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I won  the 60 million Euro Lotto, on Saturday, I left my job & bought 2 tickets for us to Jamaica... but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I  guess.
I hope you  have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote... ensures you won't get a penny from me..!!
So take care.
Your Ex-Husband... Rich As Hell... & Free.!!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this... but my brother Carl was born "Carla"..!!!! I hope that's not a problem.!

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